Of course we all know PETCO as the go-to place when you need to disguise your cat as a Rastafarian ("No sir, Mr. Landlord, I don't have any pets, that's just Mister Nice Guy, my Jamaican cousin").
HomeGoods, however, may be less familiar. The blog Racked.com describes it thus:
If you've never been to Home Goods, it's like a gigantic jumble-sale (emphasis on the jumble). Organization and visual merchandising? Shmorganization and shmisual shmerchandising! Everything's everywhere! It's kind of like going into a stranger's attic, if that stranger were a hoarder.One HuffPo blogger says, "I have literally seen women almost fighting in the aisles over merchandise."
I can hardly wait.