It's Britney, bitch! Popstar/I-used-to-be-on-top-star Britney Spears, apparently with the full complement of hair and undergarments she's been famous for shedding/forgetting, paid a visit to our humble metropolis this week for a Candie’s photo shoot. Yes, Britney sells shoes, but Lady Gaga sells booze -- so who would you rather party with? M.I.A.? Yeah, me too. Call me when she shows up in Granada Hills. Same goes for Madonna.