Monday, December 28, 2009

The New Menchie's Is Open! The New Menchie's Is Open!


Frozen yogurt purveyor to the stars Menchie's has finally opened shop in Granada Hills. The self-serve frozen yogurt shop with more flavors than Pinkberry (not too tough there) just opened its brand spankin' new doors yesterday, and will be doing business from 11am to 11pm. They're located at 17840 Chatsworth Street, on the SE corner of Chatsworth and Zelzah.


Wednesday, December 23, 2009

Oh Christmas Lights

It's surprising to think that a street named after a humble 3x5 card could be so ostentatious, but drive along Index Street between Louise and White Oak on any December evening and you'll be dazzled by the number of houses with elaborate, twinkling Christmas light displays. The show continues as you wind through the neighborhood on Donmetz, Lahey, Encino, "Candy Cane" Lasaine, and Jellico streets.

This density of decorating can't be an accident, I assume; it looks like an agreed-upon, coordinated effort. And in fact it is, but only in part. This neighborhood light display grew somewhat organically -- one house started up, and then the house across the street from them, and so on, and so on. And ground zero for this explosion of Christmas cheer is Cheryl Ford's house on Jellico Avenue -- the one with the Ferris wheel.

"My husband and I moved onto Jellico avenue in 1977, so this is our 32nd Christmas here," Cheryl says. "When we moved in, there was the energy crunch, and the utilities were encouraging people to conserve, but we had babies, and we wanted to put lights up. It was a mature neighborhood when we moved in, with homes with the original owner, or homes with just one owner that were fifty years old and over, so they had the lights, but they had just gotten out of the habit of putting them up. And then another family moved in with a youngster, and they put lights up, and the next Christmas a few more who had older kids -- they had the lights, and it just kind of grew. And so it really started on Jellico Avenue, where we had houses in a row doing it.

Cheryl says that the annual light show has created a very close-knit community. "It has had such a bonding effect for the whole area, because now over the last ten years, in the square between White Oak and Louise, and San Fernando Mission and Index, we have an annual street party. People bring Toys for Tots, the Fire Department comes and brings a truck and lets the kids climb all over it and take the kids on a ride." The neighborhood parties, which rotate from street to street annually, traditionally take place after the Granada Hills Holiday Parade, which is also the neighborhood's official display turn-on date. "Everybody brings stuff, byob, potluck, and they have a moon bounce. And we put out the first flyer in November, and if anybody needs help, or anybody can help someone else who may be older or whatever put their lights up, they do. So there's a lot of participation that way."

When somebody new moves into the neighborhood, are they warned about what they're getting into? "Absolutely," Cheryl says. "The broker lets them know. But then again, some people want to move here because of all the participation, how fun it is. There's a regular parade of cars going through here."

Asked if there is a downside to the light display, with traffic or any other problems, Cheryl answers with an emphatic no. "It hasn't gotten to the point like that area near Pierce College, Candy Cane Lane. People park their cars, walk the street. Or people drive by, they get out, they take pictures of their kids in front of the Ferris wheel or in front of the other displays at the other houses. And we have carolers who come here, because people who decorate for Christmas are receptive to hearing Christmas carols. Bruce on Lahey, he had the American Flag on his house for a number of years after 9/11, and airplanes would fly over, helicopters would fly over, just to see that flag. That was a real treat for everybody."

Cheryl describes a scene that is quintessentially Granada Hillsian -- the town putting on its best, and certainly most well-lighted face. If we are in fact "The Valley's Most Neighborly Town," then it sounds like the Index/Mission/White Oak/Louise quadrant is the most neighborly town's neighborlyest neighborhood, and Jiminy Christmas, that's neighborlyness cubed.

"People on my street, Jellico, are very involved in the community," Cheryl says. "We consider Granada Hills a Mayberry. It's different from a lot of places -- it still has kind of a small-town feel. Here on Jellico Avenue, it's a very stable community with very little For Sale signs. People have been here a long time. The camaraderie of the neighborhood, a lot of that started because of the Christmas lights."

Friday, December 18, 2009

Granada Hills' Cheap Thrills: Drugstore Christmas

Sure, you could get all Martha-Stewarty about your Christmas decorations, go the tasteful and elegant route, but to me, Christmas is something you buy at the drugstore. Besides, the less you spend on decorations, the more you have for what's really important: gifts. Here are a few of the choicest selections from Granada Hills drugstores, all less than five bucks a piece.






You can't beat tinsel garland on bang for the buck -- 18 feet for $2.99!








CVS on Balboa and Devonshire has garland that's die-cut and shiny!






Deck the halls, and deck yourself -- Walgreens "Jingle Bell Jewelry" bracelets are two for three bucks: keep one, give one.






Nothing says elegance like a glitter-covered mini-chandelier for your tree. $3.99 at CVS.







The 99 Cent Store has sequins on their balls... and how many people can say that? This place has got walls of balls....




But Walgreens has the biggest balls of them all. Sorry Santa, but it's true.

Wednesday, December 16, 2009

Stunset Over Gothic


Dec. 15, 2009

Stinky Sunshine Canyon Landfill Info Meeting, December 17

Recent complaints about an increase in "odor events" (translation: stink-o-rama) around Sunshine Canyon Landfill have led South Coast Air Quality Management District to file a petition for an "Order of Abatement" (translation:quit it!) with the AQMD Hearing Board against Allied Waste in an attempt to make them bring their dump into compliance with California Health and Safety Code.

The AQMD Hearing Board will meet to discuss the matter on the evening of Thursday, December 17, 2009, at 6:00 p.m. at the Van Gogh Elementary School. Van Gogh Elementary is located at 17160 Van Gogh Street in Granada Hills.



Monday, December 14, 2009

Who Needs Record Stores?

On a chilly night last week, just outside of L.A. Pizza, I ran into two guys on bikes, selling their self-produced hip-hop CDs out of a tote bag.

Can you tell me your name?


My name's Andrew, a/k/a Makdro, and that's my right hand man Zaybo. You gotta put Boogie Man too, because Boogie Man's been helping me since day one.

And what's the name of your project?
It's My Destiny To Make It.

Do you live in Granada Hills? Do you always sell your stuff here?

We I live in Sylmar, and I go where the wind takes me. I've been doing it for about maybe 6 years, I have maybe 80 songs floating around, and this is my fifth volume.

What do you mean floating around? On the Internet?

We've sold actually seven volumes of this type of music; we do two different types of music. We do kind of a Christian hip-hop, and hip-hop for the kids.

So what inspires the music?

I just wanna do something that nobody could have done. And what really inspires my music is me losing my mom back in 2000 -- she had myeloma -- she raised me and all my sisters by herself, with no man, and that gave me courage to do what I want, because she told me never to give up. She didn't give up until her last days and that kinda inspired me believe I can do anything I want to do in life.

Did you bike over here from Sylmar?

Yeah, we bike about five or six miles a day, all around the city, sometimes we even go as far as Hollywood and back, and it's no problem, our cardio is perfect, we're in perfect shape, perfect condition, and we do this in case we have a big show -- we can run laps around these guys that have been putting in all this work.

Where have you played at?

B.B. King's in Citywalk when it was open, Club Gabba on Melrose, Club Minx in Pasadena, a place in Glendale, a hall out there on 90th street -- sorry for not knowing the exact name, but we played there a couple of times. We've already sold 25,000 CDs since 2005, just on the street. I've been keeping track myself -- I don't have barcodes or soundscan, like a company keeping track, but we're for the people, so we don't really need it. When it's our time, God's going to put us in the light.

Sunday, December 13, 2009

Former Mann Granada Hills 9 Reopening as Regency

For the remainder of this weekend, the former Mann Granada Hills 9 theater is having a "Grand Re-Opening" as part of the Regency chain, and will be offering free popcorn, $1.00 soda, and $1.00 hot dog, and trust me, movie theater soda for a dollar isn't going to happen again any time soon.

Today's movies and showtimes:


2012 (PG-13)
11:50 | 3:20 | 6:50 | 10:10

Armored (PG-13)
11:00 | 1:20 | 3:30 | 5:40 | 7:40 | 9:50

The Blind Side (PG-13)
*12/16 at 1:10pm and 12/17 at 6:45pm Showings will be Captioned*
10:30 | 1:10 | 3:55 | 6:45 | 9:30

Brothers (R)
11:40 | 2:10 | 5:00 | 7:50 | 10:20

Invictus (PG)
10:30 | 1:20 | 4:20 | 7:30 | 10:30

Ninja Assassin (R)
12:00 | 2:20 | 4:40 | 7:00 | 9:20

Old Dogs (PG)
10:45 | 12:50 | 3:00 | 5:10 | 7:20 | 9:40

The Princess and the Frog (PG)
11:30 | 1:50 | 4:10 | 6:30 | 8:50

Twilight Saga: New Moon (PG-13)
*12/10 at 7:30pm Showing will be Captioned*
10:40 | 1:30 | 4:20 | 7:10 | 10:00

Friday, December 11, 2009

Blues Unplugged Show This Sunday

This Sunday, Dec. 13 at Valley Life Improvement Center, see a blues concert featuring performers Michael Richard and Peach.

The ominously-named Valley Life Improvement Center is a Scientology counseling center (boo!) that believes in bringing the arts to our community (yay!), so I'm a bit torn. Maybe I just need a dose of blues guitar to put my head back on straight.

Valley Life Improvement Center is located at 10667 White Oak Avenue. Tickets are $10 advance, $15 at the door.

Thursday, December 10, 2009

Blanket Drive For The Homeless In Our Town

Local martial arts and yoga studio North Valley Aikikai is organizing a blanket drive this weekend and is asking for donations of any extra blankets for donation to the homeless.

Giga Granada Hills readers may recall our past story about one of our town's homeless encampments, hiding in plain sight between Trader Joe's and Two Guys From Italy. Lee Lavi Ramirez, head of North Valley Aikikai, became aware of the encampment shortly after her martial arts studio moved into the same shopping center.

The studio offers free yoga, exercise, and martial arts classes to first-time students (click here for coupon), so drop by for a class and drop off an old blanket. Here is Lee's letter:

As temperatures are going below freezing, we will be collecting blankets to be distributed to the homeless.

If you have an extra blanket that you would like to donate, please bring it by this weekend.
The hours we will be there are:
Thursday and Friday: 8:30 am - 12 noon, and 5-6 pm
Saturday: 9 am - 1 pm
Sunday: 10:30 am - 12 noon, and 7-9 pm

Here is a video with some information about homelessness in Los Angeles:


Thank you in advance,
--
Lee Lavi Ramirez


A partial class schedule for this weekend:

Friday
10-11 am: Core Strengthening

Saturday
9-10 am: Yoga for Kids
11 am-12 noon: Aikido for Kids
12:30-1:30 pm: Beginners Aikido
1:30-2:30 pm: Beginners Weapons


Sunday
10:30-12 noon: Vinyasa Flow Yoga adults

complete schedule

What Does The Granada Hills Holiday Parade Have In Common With The Hollywood Christmas Parade?


In this morning's Los Angeles Times, an article that could easily be describing the Granada Hills Holiday Parade, but was actually about the Hollywood Christmas Parade, spoke admiringly of the parade's "down-home charm."

"There is a certain magic in turning a street from its usual traffic. It promises something special, a departure from daily business: a holiday, a party....

"Apart from sitting city officials, it relies on second- and third-tier celebrities to fill the slowly driven classic convertibles that alternate with the marching bands, big balloons, equestrian troops and floats."

Read the full article here.

Tuesday, December 8, 2009

Kogi In Town Tonight


Let's hope it rains so the line will be shorter.

10:30 p.m. to 1:00 a.m., Chatsworth just East of Zelzah.

The Perfect Gifts For Everyone On Your List


Deep Burgundy With White Letters
Everyone loves Granada Hills, but few can honestly claim this town is their very own. Make the rest of the world jealous with this public proclamation of your status as an authentic Granada Hillsian: the official Giga Granada Hills bumpersticker! At this low, low price, you'll want to buy one for everyone on your gift list. If they protest that they don't actually live in Granada Hills, shoot them a pitying look, say, "Tsk tsk, really? That's too bad!" then snatch the sticker back from them and keep it for yourself.

You can buy this sticker at Alley Cat Boutique, 17806 Chatsworth, or you can Buy One Here




There's no sexier look than the look that says, "I know where I'm from and I'm going to tell you where you can go," especially when that message comes in the shape of a form-fitting T-shirt. This particular shirt delivers that message loud and clear: it says, "Blow Me, Hipster! I Love Granada Hills!" Wear it to the Sunset Junction Street Fair, wear it when hitting the Hollywood clubs, wear it anywhere that filthy hipsters full of unprovoked geographic snobbery tend to congregate. Then, go tell them to buy you a Pabst Blue Ribbon, but to do it unironically. You'll have them eating out of the palm of your hand.


This design can also be had on a manly ringer tee, a messenger bag, a coffee mug, and a Sigg bottle.

Buy It NOW

Sunday, December 6, 2009

The Granada Hills Holiday Parade: Photos!

I've never been able to get through the Granada Hills Holiday parade without getting verklempt for at least a minute. This year it happened when I saw Semper Fi Towing's flatbed full of U.S. Marines, since I recently lost a Marine Corps family member.

I have a great time poking fun at our hokey hometown parade, but I kid because I love. It's long, it's slow, it's corny, and it's ours.













A very small drill team member gets in some playground time before the very long march.




Sue Stephenson of Orange County PT Cruisers does some last-minute decorating.






The bees thought this young lady was a flower, and who could blame them?






Yummy bacon-wrapped hot dogs -- just like Hollywood!






The little bit of snow left over from the Christmas show at Petit Park is a big thrill for the kids.







And new snow is falling!













Hey, I was wrong: there were Black Panthers! Power To The People!






Most of us peasants had to watch from the sidewalk, but some people...






I don't know him, but I'm going to assume that Steve Falzone is a joker... and maybe a smoker, and perhaps even a midnight toker. The Dude abides.






Granada Hills North Neighborhood Council's entry evokes our hippie heritage. As a matter of fact...







There were hippie signs...














There were hippie kids...






...and even hippie horses.

















Drill teams marched...






Followed by helicopters.






Is that thing street legal?






Hey look! A corporate logo!








There were Superstars






and Cougars






and Bulldogs.






Tommy, friend of Rollers Only. His truck window says, "At Last."







Javier of Rollers Only even had a pimpin' hat to match his pimpin' ride.







Rinaldi Adult School Flower Child Steve Steinberg even grew his hair long for the occasion.






Steve and his peace march brought the most impressive sixties style of any entry. "I made a mix of sixties music with Christmas music back and forth, so we're definitely doing the sixties."






Yes, Virginia, there is a Santa Claus...






...In fact, there's two. Isn't that illegal?
















"We come here every year with our families! We like the floats, and the cars!"










Would you quit being so judgmenta... oh, never mind.





And the crowd went mild. You could have heard a pin drop when the WalMart mobile went by --maybe that's because the parade is a celebration of community, not corporations. WalMart may have contributed cash, but they contributed almost zero flair to the parade, which is supposed to be about spectacle. Okay, so they had a balloon. Couldn't they have at least grabbed some tinsel or a fake tree on their way out the door?








Banda Sierra Brava's lead dancer brought his A game for two whole miles. Best in show!






How do you say, "Dude, you're totally rockin' the party!" in Spanish?