If you want a realtor who looks like an Andy Warhol version of an Oompa Loompa, Neil Klemow is the man for you! Maybe he's "America's Online Realtor" because people are too scared to interact with him in person. Was this an attempt to replicate the look of the Shepard Fairey Obama poster gone horribly wrong? Maybe he's trying to make some sort of reference to Talking Heads' Remain In Light album? Is this a severe case of Carotenemia ? A self-tanner mishap? A show of unflagging support for King William III? Eek. I sure wouldn't want to run into this guy in a dark offworld alley. I mean, look at those glowing teeth .