Friday, July 31, 2009

Porter Middle School: Drought? What Drought?


We're supposed to be conserving water, but Porter Middle School either doesn't know or doesn't care, because nearby residents complain that sprinklers on the athletic field are on 24/7.

So one neighbor of the school asked Eyewitness News to come out and do a humiliating piece on the waste, and the news team obliged. I saw their van outside the campus this morning as I was biking past.

Porter has a new principal (the previous one was fired for playing 21 Jump Street), and today was his first day on the job, so he understandably declined to be interviewed for the piece. Luckily, I was available to step in and fill out the empty airtime, so you'll see me on tonight's Eyewitness News, talkin' about water wastin' at my alma mater.

The saturation level is pretty ridiculous over there. I've been jogging on that field and had to swerve to avoid mud puddles. It's certainly not the first case of wasteful actions on LAUSD's part, and it won't be the last. But this one seems so obvious and so simple to avoid. Just turn down the sprinkler timer, people. Is that so hard?

Tune in to Channel 7 Eyewitness News tonight to watch Porter Middle School subjected to its second piece of embarrassing news coverage this year.


Update:
Here's a link to the video:
http://abclocal.go.com/kabc/video?id=6943259






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Wednesday, July 29, 2009

The Sugar Suite: Like Night And Day


"We have a DJ here on Saturday nights," says Bonnie, day shift bartender at the Sugar Suite.

"What kind of music does he play?" I ask.

"Crap!" interjects one of the regulars. "Young people stuff. The difference between night and day here is like... night and day."

On this Monday afternoon, the Sugar Suite is cozy, dark, and friendly. Within about a minute or two of my entry, almost everyone in the place -- and there are always people here -- has introduced themselves and shaken my hand. It's an old bar (no one inside knows exactly how old, but the guess is that it dates to sometime in the sixties), but well-loved and well-maintained. The red vinyl booths are slick and glossy, no dive-y duct tape in sight, and there are half a dozen new-looking flat screens hovering above Bonnie's head.

"The best time to come here is on a Friday afternoon," says one of the daytime denizens.

"No, the best time to come here is on Saturday around 4:00," says another. "That's when all of the golfers come in."

"There's someone here all the time, which is unusual for a lot of places," says a guy at the other end of the bar. He's an actor and used to come here after night shoots; for him, an after-work drink meant coming in when the bar was just opening: 6:30 in the morning. He'd always have other late-shifters for company, because "When you work at night and have to sleep during the day, it helps to add alcohol."

The nighttime crowd is reportedly younger, livelier, hipper. It's crowded and busy, Bonnie tells me, but no one who's here now seems to have much interest in frequenting the place after dark.

Another regular tells me, "The best thing about this place is you're safe here." He points to my bag. "You could leave that purse on the bar, step outside and have a smoke, come back in, and no one will have touched it. You don't have to worry about anything in this place."

I've come looking for a slice of authentic Granada Hills life, and I've found it. When I mention that I've lived in this town nearly all of my life, but never been to the Sugar Suite, I'm teased with, "Where have you been hiding, under a rock?"

"Don't be a stranger," they call out to me as I walk out the door, but that doesn't seem possible. I already feel like a friend.




The Sugar Suite is on Balboa, in the same shopping center as How's.

Tuesday, July 28, 2009

GigaGranadaHills is on Twitter

Follow me at @GigaGranadaHils (Only room for one "L" in there).

Monday, July 27, 2009

Buy Local: Get Hand-Delivered, Handmade Gifts From Made In The Valley


Sure, you could send flowers, but wouldn't it be a lot more stylish -- and longer lasting -- to send jewelry? How about organic beauty products, stationery, or chocolates?

And sure, you could buy from Wal-Mart, but wouldn't it help our local economy to buy products that are not only American-made, but made right here in the Valley?

Check out my friend Gail Lara's new site, MadeInTheValley.net. There you'll find a lovely selection of products, all handmade by local Valley entrepreneurs. It's like a Valley Girls' version of Etsy!

Best of all, the prices are reasonable and a portion of proceeds go to support local charities like The Valley Food Bank, San Fernando Valley Rescue Mission, Arts in Education Aid Council, Tree People, and Pet Orphans.

Gail's site reminds us that "You can strengthen the quality of life in your neighborhood and the economic vitality of the greater San Fernando Valley, considering the positive impact you have when you buy from independent, local woman-owned businesses."

Keep your dollars local, support small businesses, give to charities, and get chocolate all in one place? Sign me up.


Update:
The Daily News did a story on Made in the Valley on August 18, 2009, here. Please note that I scooped them by almost a month.

Sunday, July 26, 2009

The Ghost of Buford Furrow

This weekend, The Los Angeles Times ran not one, but two mentions of Buford Furrow, the racist Aryan Nazi nutjob who shot up Granada Hills' North Valley Jewish Community Center in August of 1999.

Both stories seem a testament to the failure of Furrow's hate-filled ideology and actions and the failure of white supremacist thought to make any lasting or meaningful impact on American culture.

Saturday's story
, "Once Home To Aryan Nations, Northern Idaho Makes Progress"

Sunday's Steve Lopez column about one of the young victims: Courage Sustains A Hate Crime Survivor



*This post was edited in response to this August 2, 2009 story, "The Free Ride That's Killing The News Business"

Friday, July 24, 2009

Even XXX Stars Need TLC

"I've never watched a pornographic movie in my life," says Bobi, genial lab tech at the modest, quiet office of AIM Health Care on shady White Oak Avenue.

When I press her, incredulous that someone who works in a health care office that caters to the needs of adult film actors has never been exposed to that industry's primary product, she sticks by her story. "They did have one on at my bachelorette party, but I didn't really look at it, and now you couldn't pay me to watch one. I know everyone in the industry, and it would almost be like watching a video of my kids having sex. I wouldn't want to do that."

When she puts it that way, it makes sense. Bobi tells me that some clients of the clinic even refer to her as "Mom," and when I overhear her soothing a nervous patient on the phone ("Don't worry honey; chlamydia is a bacterial infection and it can be cured with medicines") I understand why. It's actually rather touching to see such respectful treatment given to a group of people who are most likely no strangers to the exact opposite.

The Granada Hills branch of AIM, short for Adult Industry Medical Healthcare, is the "other" office of the nonprofit service which offers STD testing not just to adult film actors but also to anyone who asks. "We're smaller and quieter," Bobbi says. "The Sherman Oaks office is a zoo, with lots of talent coming in and out, and they often have to wait. In this office it's a lot smaller. This is where you come if you want more privacy, or if the talent don't want to run into people they know." The Granada Hills office also serves a higher proportion of "civilians" -- locals who have no connection to the adult film industry but just need an HIV test, or a test for any other STD.

Adult film actors are encouraged to get tested for STDs on a monthly basis, and AIM maintains a database of actors with clean results. If an actor's name is not in AIM's database, they won't be able to work. In addition to STD testing, AIM also offers a full range of health services, including drug and alcohol counseling, psychiatric assessment, and group workshops such as "Life After Porn." AIM also offers a scholarship program that helps people who are ready to make the transition out of sex work and back into civilian life.

There are several advantages of going to AIM for an HIV test, even if you're not a porn star: a shorter wait time for results, because of AIM's relationship with their laboratory and the sheer volume of HIV tests they run; the low cost; the convenient location; the extra measure of privacy with records kept separate from those of your family doctor.

AIM was in the news recently when one actress tested positive for HIV, and L.A. County Health officials caused a stir in the industry by saying that 16 to 18 adult film actors had tested positive since 2004, a number they recanted shortly afterward when they realized that not all of AIM's clients work in the industry. But the fallout from those improperly inflated numbers is still causing problems for AIM, and Dr. Sharon Mitchell, AIM's founder wrote on the organization's blog that "Now we have OSHA so far up our butts we have a sore throat."

When the current brouhaha blows over, AIM's staff will be able to return to their primary focus: providing a valuable service not just to sex workers but to the community at large, a little oasis of quiet dignity in a turbulent world.



NPR Interview with Dr. Sharon Mitchell, former porn star and AIM founder:
http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=17044239&ft=1&f=1

Thursday, July 23, 2009

What To Do About Billboards, Continued

Is this vandalism, or political commentary?




While I generally agree with the sentiment behind GHSNC's "Banning Billboards Resolution," passed over a year ago, I think the wording is a bit softball and the focus is misplaced. Here's the text of the resolution:


Banning Billboards Resolution

Whereas billboards in the Granada Hills South Neighborhood Council area have become a site of continual graffiti and vandalism;

Whereas billboard operators and owners in the GHSNC area have not fulfilled their
stewardship in maintaining aesthetically pleasing billboard signs, allowing their property to wallow in the stains of graffiti thus forcing our stakeholders to be over-exposed to continual vandalism and encouraging blight in our community;

We, the Granada Hills South Neighborhood Council strongly request the Los Angeles City Council and the city of Los Angeles to pass legislation which bans and removes, at the owners’ expense, all billboards in our boundaries within 90 days of the passing of this resolution.



Hate to point this out, but it's been more than 90 days, and we still got billboards. Despite the best efforts of well-organized and hardworking groups like the Coalition to Ban Billboard Blight, we still got billboards. It's been estimated that maybe 4,000 billboards in the L.A. area are illegal, and we still got billboards. Ultimately, this is a David-and-Goliath type struggle, and Goliath is kicking our ass.

Here's where I differ with the above resolution: it defines grafitti as the problem and billboard removal as the solution.

Since I'm convinced that billboard removal is never, ever going to happen, ever, I have a different and somewhat radical perspective: I believe that billboards are the problem and grafitti is the solution. Or at least one of the most reasonable possible responses, when all other responses have failed.

Look at these pictures of perfectly un-graffitied billboards along Chatsworth Street and tell me they're not eyesores all by themselves:






Defacing billboards is a logical response on the part of people for whom all legal avenues of protest have failed. It is the logical response of people who desperately want the power to make choices about the appearance of the cities they live in, but have been denied that power by million-dollar megacorporations that are not in any way a part of their communities. How anguishing, to feel that as a resident of a city, you have no say in the way your own home town looks, because you are not a multi-millionaire.


Yet with a can of spraypaint, or a large-format printer, and some study of The Art and Science of Billboard Improvement, ordinary citizens finally have a voice.

I ask you: why should companies like Clear Channel be the only ones permitted to express themselves in public space?

Grafitti is not the problem; billboards are.

Get creative!




Wednesday, July 22, 2009

The Ugly Truth About Billboards

Both the Granada Hills South and Granada Hills North Neighborhood Councils have passed resolutions condemning billboards, which must have felt good. And I plan to spend a lot of blog space ranting about how much I hate billboards and why, because it makes me feel good too, for about a minute.

But if you want to keep feeling good about the war on billboards, stop reading right here.

Still here? You must be a glutton for punishment. If you want to do more reading, I recommend this award-winning L.A. Weekly article, but if you're more the video type, this KCET "SoCal Connected" special (click the photo at right) on the billboard issue in L.A. can't be beat.

The bitter little pill: no one can do anything to stop the billboard industry. Los Angeles City Council members have tried and rolled over in the face of jillions of dollars in campaign contributions and/or threatened lawsuits, and you're not on the city council. You're just some little guy who doesn't like billboards. So what can you do, within the legal channels? Nuthin'.

Even our local guy, Greig Smith has accepted bribes donations from the eyesore billboard companies. Everyone on the City Council has.

And if you really wanna get riled, get this: those newfangled electronic billboards use the equivalent of enough energy to power thirteen houses.

So what can you do about the billboard blight that plagues our town? Tune in tomorrow for the thrilling answer!

Tuesday, July 21, 2009

The Kogi Truck ALMOST Comes To Our Neighborhood!

The famed Kogi Taco truck will be in... no, not Granada Hills, but Northridge this Saturday.


Saturday, July 25, 2009
10:30PM-1AM@Northridge - Devonshire and Reseda

Again, I ask: why does Northridge have all the fun?

I say we start an email campaign to get Kogi to the corner of San Fernando Mission and Balboa...

Saturday, July 18, 2009

A Spirited Exchange

Digging through the archives of L.A. Observed, I found this 2006 entry from blogger David Rensin, which includes this description of Granada Hills:


I’m in the left turn lane at Balboa Blvd and Chatsworth Street in Granada Hills, facing north, turning west. I grew up here, went to high school just down the road, but it doesn’t feel like home anymore. The Hughes at Devonshire and Balboa got eaten by Ralphs (for the worse) years ago. The Orange Julius I worked at has become a Korean BBQ. Across the street an old Ralphs has become a Walgreens, and the whole corner a McMiniMall.

The local hospital is out of business, a wasted facility butted up against a once-anticipated expansion that never made it past the iron beam "jungle gym" that grows out of the weed patch and broken blacktop. It's still a nice neighborhood to be sure. Affordable. Its own "Main Street" -- Chatsworth -- retains its sense of community. A tidy quaintness remains -- no overgrowth of overbuilt homes, at least here, but for me, a melancholia as well. What could I expect? Time passes, people change.



The post goes on to explain the real reason for his melancholy perspective and why his home town "doesn't feel like home anymore": his mother's failing health and struggle with dementia. Rensin's concise snapshot of Granada Hills -- "no overgrowth of overbuilt homes," a sense of community in spite of "McMiniMalls," a mix of comfortable familiarity combined with changes we can't control (um, Kohl's?) -- serves as the backdrop to a story about a son confronting a feeling of helplessness as he tries to help his aging mother. It's a beautiful post, succinct, evocative and moving.


Yet Granada Hills South Neighborhood Council Vice President Brad Smith took the story as a direct insult to our little suburb and took it upon himself to write to L.A. Observed to complain. His unintentionally humorous letter alternates between sounding like a defensive response to wounded civic pride and a real estate brochure:


We chose to buy a home and raise our children in Granada Hills because of its amenities, including one of the best public high schools in the state, parks, libraries, and close proximity to a public university....



...Granada Hills, despite being a mature community with all the problems that entails, has an active public life, with an active Chamber, Business Improvement District, and both the Granada Hills North (Knollwood) and Granada Hills South (Old Granada Hills) neighborhood councils; GHSNC was only certified this year, and is the newest of Los Angeles' neighborhood councils.

At the same time, the council and the community are doing everything we can to maintain and improve the quality of life here, including as close involvement as we can with the new public LAUSD high school proposed for the site of the old Granada Hills Community Hospital.



Rensin wrote a gracious apology, but gently tried to explain to Smith that he's missing the point:

Thanks for the input. I love Granada Hills and Northridge. I think it's clear in the piece that I was just upset about my mother's condition -- which is what the essay was about.


Still, consider yourself warned: don't be hatin' on the G.H., or you gonna have my homey Brad Smith all up in your bizness, and he hardcore, man.

Thursday, July 16, 2009

Growing Up in Granada Hills

The following post was written by guest blogger Gabby Hyman, former Granada Hills resident and author of the short story collection Knives and Forks. Read more at his page, Dr. Bob's Nightmare.


The Hearts of Soul


“If you ain’t got no money, ain’t nobody calls you honey,”
- Bo Diddley.


Granada Hills High School still stands at the north end of Zelzah Avenue, the same street where the first oil well in the San Fernando Valley was drilled in 1916. Granada Hills had been home to the Sunshine Ranch, where farmers tended well-manicured orange groves and grew apricots, walnuts and beans. In 1959, the same year my family moved to California, that Soviet shoe-thumping demon Nikita Khrushchev visited Granada Hills. He had wanted to go to Disneyland, but U.S. security forces were concerned for his welfare, so they chauffeured him instead to witness suburban splendor on Sophia Drive.

You'd hardly find a whiter place to live. Driving up and down our block on Gaviota Avenue, you'd see tidy lawns, each dotted with an orange tree spared when the orchards were paved for subdivisions. A Japanese-American family lived across the street. But other than the Kotas, every family resembled characters from 1950s situation comedy shows--in other words, bland beings of varying shades of white.

Over on Zelzah, we had two Blacks in our high school class. The boy ran track and the girl was a cheerleader. Among our massively huge graduating class of nearly 1,000, there were many Hispanics, reflecting the bussed-in students from neighboring Latino communities of San Fernando and Sylmar, but just our two Blacks. It would have been insane then--one year following the assassination of Martin Luther King, Jr.-- to even think that America would ever elect a Black President.

Raised in a progressive Jewish family--my mother loved Sammy Davis, Eartha Kitt, and Jackie Robinson--I had great love for Black players on the Dodgers and Rams, and loved Elgin Baylor. But we were frightened of "Negros"--or as my father called them in unbridled Yiddish racism, "shvartzers." During the Watts Riots in the mid-60s, ash from the burning Los Angeles neighborhoods wafted over the hills and dropped like heavy snowflakes on our lawn. It snowed hatred for weeks. My parents locked the doors at night and worried that the burning would come to Granada Hills.

I had a sense of excitement for it, hoping something grim or powerful might explode into the vanilla calm of my staid adolescence. In my senior year, I took serious action: I joined Rinn and the Hearts of Soul.

Rinn wasn't very Black at all. In fact, she was Armenian. With her kinky Afro cut and wide nose, she may have passed for Black if you closed your eyes when she sang. Her two brothers played guitar and drums. But if they wanted to complete their soul band, they needed brass. So they recruited me to play tenor sax and heavily nordic Bruce Classpill to blow trumpet.

At first, we sounded like disparate parts of a rusted farm implement. But Rinn could belt out the standards. What we needed was rehearsing--and rehearsal space. Rinn said she'd look into it, and we were stoked when she picked us up at the high school band room and drove us to a house off of Chatsworth Street. It was a swell house for the neighborhood, on a large lot, with a cast-iron gate where we entered the yard. Rinn led us to a small studio that stood just beyond a wide, glistening swimming pool.

I was amazed to find myself inside a recording studio with sound-baffles in the walls and ceiling, an array of tape-to-tape equipment, microphones, mixing boards, and a genuine wonderland of guitars, saxophones, drum kits, and amplifiers. Rinn said we had the run of the place, but we had to take loving care of the instruments.

We'd work for hours on our set list: Knock on Wood, I Heard It Through the Grapevine, Tracks of My Tears, My Guy, Chain Gang, In the Midnight Hour. Rinn had worked out choreography, too, so when we were playing, Bruce and I would kick our legs in a Slauson rhythm or Mashed Potato, raise our horns, and end with a two-step shuffle. We were Black as ignorant whites could be.

There was a baritone sax in the studio and I found a way to work it into the repertoire, especially during Do You Love Me and Come See About Me. The bari took all the wind you had, and when you played the low notes, your entire body vibrated with the pitch. You were part of the instrument.

When we broke, we usually went out through the iron gate, but once we went through the house, having been invited inside for lemonade. The owner was a tall, strikingly handsome Black man with gigantic hands that wrapped all the way around when he shook mine. His name was Bo Diddley.

I had no idea he lived in the Valley. In fact, he kept the house for two more years before moving to Florida, where he passed away in June 2008.

Sadly, Rinn and the Hearts of Soul never performed a live gig. We played to friends at Bo Diddley's backyard studio, but eventually fell apart.

During that senior year, our student newspaper was invited to interview members of the Los Angeles chapter of the Black Panthers. But no campus organization would host them, and the principal forbade a visit on school grounds. I'm not sure I asked their permission before volunteering my home, but my parents were great sports about it, and one evening toward the end of the semester, four Panthers drove out from Watts and held forth in our living room before a group of students and teachers.

I can't remember the details, but one of the Panthers said something that terrified my parents. My father left the room and disappeared into the den. He later said I shouldn't "try a stunt" like that again. My mother said something about their suggestion that my parents give them our television and jewelry, but I wonder.

During my first semester at college in San Jose, I was asked by the Spartan Daily to cover a meeting of the Panthers on the east side of town. It was held in a small house, packed with Panthers and revolutionaries. The speaker was Angela Davis, and when she spotted me in the crowd--which must have been easy for her--she pointed to two bodyguards and they ushered me outside. They were polite and insistent.

I am certain today that if those misguided men had only known that I had blown bari for Rinn and the Hearts of Soul they would have let me stay.

Tuesday, July 14, 2009

Dang, What A Cool House - First In An Occasional Series




I loves me the Eichlers. The only question I have is, why is this feature on a Granada Hills house being featured in a Florida newspaper? Is because we're famous nationwide?

For more pictures, click:

http://www.sun-sentinel.com/la-hm-0110-epping-pg,0,3421364.photogallery

Sunday, July 12, 2009

Victory Produce

Look at all of the candy!

Sure, there's fruits and vegetables and all of the good-for-you stuff at Victory Produce, but I'm most impressed by the selection of exotic candies at this Armenian neighborhood grocery store.

The confections have enchanting names names like "Kara Kum," "Xarba," "Luxury Cream Fudge," "Squirrel," and my personal favorite, "Clumsy Bear." Many don't have labels in English, but are in mock English, a/k/a Russian. The candy called "Caeq Memeopuma" is lovely, a close second only to "Mnwka Kocoranbin" and the enticing "Mazupobauuaw." Definitely try the other bear-themed offering, "Jypacubui Ohmyopb," and don't miss the crunchy, chocolate wafer called "Cnabrhka."

Once I pried myself away from the candy bins I squeezed and elbowed my way over to the deli counter, where I found an exciting array of cheeses (not that there's ever been an array of cheeses that didn't excite me). Not sure which cheese to pick, I asked the woman behind the counter which one she would recommend, but she only snapped, "Different people have different tastes. I don't know what you like."

"Which one is your favorite?" I asked, trying to elicit her opinion, but she was having none of my overly-friendly American ways. She had quickly grown impatient with me, interpreting my interest in her perspective as indecisiveness. Sensing I was headed straight for Soup Nazi territory, I quickly chose a French Feta and sallied forth to negotiate the confusing and immobile checkout line.

Even though the lady behind the deli counter might make you feel like a loathsome intruder, you can always flee to the bakery aisle to soothe your wounds with a exiting and unfamiliar cookie. A visit to Victory Produce is like a visit to an exotic foreign land -- one where they don't have customer service, but they do have fresh kumquats, crisp persimmons, fragrant cilantro, and lovely Cnabrhka.





Victory Produce is located at the corner of Balboa and Devonshire in the same shopping center as the Circuit City Church.

Friday, July 10, 2009

O'Melveny Park



The following post was written by guest blogger Kate Gale, founder of Red Hen Press. Red Hen is a non-profit literary publishing company based in Granada Hills. Their web site is http://www.redhen.org. Kate's blog is at http://kategale.wordpress.com.



I wake up early, often when the morning is just lightening the sky. I run past El Oro Way School, past Van Gogh School, rebuilt after the earthquake, and I get to O'melveny Park. I turn at the park and run along Sesnon until I get to Balboa. The light is filtering in through the burnt-out tree trunks and sometimes on a weekend there's someone riding a horse. A horse against the burnt-out tree trunk that is now bursting green is like the beginning of the world. I run 60 miles a week beside O'Melveny and up into the park often. I hear the wind coming down the canyon and I'm glad I live somewhere so close to the sky. It's one of the best things about Granada Hills. It's a great break from editing and writing. It's getting a little hot though, I'm having to run earlier and earlier.

O'Melveny Park is the reason I moved to Granada Hills in the first place. That and Balboa Gifted Elementary School.

O'Melveny is a beautiful park where you can hike, picnic, mountain bike, you can climb to the top of a hill and see the whole Valley on a clear day. Of course when you're up there you start wondering why live in the Valley in the first place; you can see the smog spread out forever.

Last year when the park caught on fire, they evacuated our neighborhood. We stayed, crouched in our house and waited it out, probably unwisely considering how hard it is to get out during a fire. I've seen coyotes, rattlesnakes, bobcats and lots of lizards in the park. I don't think I would want to live so far down into the city that I couldn't walk to some place like O'Melveny, where I could forget that I'm in a city at all. Of course the downside is fire and the fact that our cats and chickens get attacked by predators. Now we only have six or seven cats left, some of them I don't even know their name. Another one just got killed by a coyote in the front yard the other day.

There are goods and bads being so near a great park, mostly good. It floods sometimes, water and earth rushing. O'Melveny is like the beginning of the world, fire, water, predators, and us, walking through it all, on quiet feet. That's the point, there's no noise. We must have escape places with no noise so that we can think, so that we might actually do something.

Thursday, July 9, 2009

Raid at Golden State Collective?


According to a losangelescannabisclubs.com user review dated July 3, 2009, Golden State Collective was raided by police.

"Unfortunately I am writing this review post-raid that took place earlier this evening. I would be asleep right about now but was not able to get the medicine needed for my insomnia. (The only thing that ever helped me fall asleep at a decent hour.)
"

Golden State Collective is the place that I bought marijuana-laced Rice Krispie treats for my stepfather, who had cancer of the liver. The treats were nicely packaged and labeled, which decreased his reluctance to give them a try. They gave him some periods of relief from the months and months of continuous nausea he suffered toward the end of his life, which happened just eight months ago.

I have not been able to verify the rumors that GSC was raided; GSC's phone has a "mailbox is full" message, and LAPD has not yet responded to a request for information. A sign in the window says that they are merely "Closed for Inventory." There's even a little happy face.

In February of this year, Attorney General Eric Holder said that the federal government would end raids on legally established medical marijuana dispensaries, but the City of Los Angeles has recently been conducting a crackdown on dispensaries operating without proper permits. What "proper permits" consist of is a matter of confusion for some dispensary owners, it seems, because the city has yet to establish a full set of regulations governing dispensaries.

An article printed yesterday in the Wall Street Journal explains that in 2003, proposition 215 established legal protections for medical-marijuana users who had a doctor's prescription; that same year, the city attorney's office issued a moratorium intended to block new establishments until the City Council created regulations. But if dispensary owners filed paperwork claiming a "hardship exemption" -- which can be anything from targeting by the DEA or simply not knowing that permits were needed -- they could still open a new dispensary. Until the recent crackdown, hardship exemption applications went unchallenged by city officials, who seem to have just recently noticed that dispensaries are springing up everywhere.

Even our little hamlet of Granada Hills has a total of five dispensaries. That means they far outnumber our McDonald's locations and even our four Starbucks. Granada Hills dispensaries don't yet outnumber bakeries, though. Maybe there's a connection....



Wednesday, July 8, 2009

Recycling Pilferers

8:00 a.m. this morning


The L.A. Times would call me hard-hearted, but I don't like giving over my recyclables to pilferers.

After July 4th, my recycling bin was stuffed with a wealth of beer bottles and soda cans. So instead of putting it out the night before for collection, I delayed and put it on the street only when I started hearing collection trucks rumbling by.

Minutes later, I heard the clink of bottles and the rattle of a shopping cart as the items were being plucked from my bin by the enterprising fellow pictured above.

Is he hard-working? Certainly. Deserving? Probably. Indigent scum? Not at all. He's clearly just a guy who's doing a dirty job while trying to make ends meet. So why deny him my refuse?

My argument against pilferers has Utilitarian roots. Simply put, municipal curbside recycling programs perform a greater good for a greater number of people, and I feel it's important to keep them financially viable. Scavengers undermine municipal programs by removing the most valuable items for themselves.

In 2002, New York City discontinued its curbside recycling program due to budget cuts. Fortunately the program was eventually reinstated, but I don't ever want to run the risk of that happening here, and given California's precarious economic situation, one can't be too cavalier about the permanence of our city services.

The stuff is getting recycled either way, and that's good, but I'd prefer to see the money go to support more recycling programs all over the city than see it support just one guy.

Friday, July 3, 2009

Homeless Encampment Between Jack In The Box and Trader Joe's

The following entry was written by guest blogger Lee Lavi Ramirez, chief instructor at the newly relocated Aikido center North Valley Aikikai, located on San Fernando Mission Boulevard, two doors down from the Tender Glow.



I had no idea that homelessness was so close to home. I've lived in Granada Hills for almost seven years now, and drove almost daily through the busy shopping center on the Northeast corner of Balboa and San Fernando Mission Boulevards. Right near Jack in the Box, behind the Trader Joe's store there is an island, full of bushes. The bushes were full and quite tall, and used to be the home of some people.

The first time I noticed this was when I opened my Aikido school, on San Fernando Mission, and started walking to my bank across the street. As I was passing by, I heard people talking, and then saw a few chairs in between the bushes, with people on them, talking and drinking. The next time, one early morning, I noticed the sleeping bags, and even a mattress. I started seeing them walking around; we would greet each other and exchange some words. They would check out the progress on our Dojo construction, and share their opinions. One of them insisted he would bring us business by sending his six daughters to classes.

I already came to accept my little discovery as a permanent element of the Dojo's environment, and was taking the interactions with them as opportunities to sharpen my practice of compassion and acceptance, saying "Hi" every time I passed by the bushes, and exchanging smiles.

Yesterday morning, I was surprised to see that all the bushes were trimmed back, exposing a naked view of the few belonging and raw lifestyle. The mattress, plastic bags, and trash, were quickly collected into a pile, and then thrown into a big garbage truck, and disappeared. The last signs of life of the bush people colony is now a simple parking lot island, with some trimmed bushes on it.


Now I can't decide which one I like better...

Thursday, July 2, 2009

Day Tripper -- July 4th Edition



It's only about a 45 minute drive from Granada Hills to the enchanting town of to Fillmore, home of many lovely farms, fruit stands, and this time of year, plentiful safe 'n' sane fireworks.

Buying and transporting such fireworks back to your Granada Hills backyard might make you a scofflaw, but it also means you're supporting of organizations like the Vernon Police Officers Benefit, Rotary Club, AYSO, and Future Farmers of America. Oh, and did I also mention that it makes you a patriotic American? Yep, it's true.

City slicker types might prefer to head to the El Monte area, not too far from Pasadena, where you can stop for a lovely lunch in the Old Town shopping district, thus further stimulating the American economy.

For locations, visit the TNT Fireworks site.

Wednesday, July 1, 2009

Summer Bummer

A number of parents and family members were denied access to their children's graduation ceremony at Kennedy High.

Why is it that I never hear anything good about that school?

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