Sunday Is Anything Can Happen Day On GigaGranadaHills.com

Now that Thanksgiving is nearly upon us, the joyless grimace of Paula Deen is inescapable. I find it difficult to decide whether she is...

A. Smiling through the pain



B. Struggling to hide her rage







C. Shocked and disappointed by what you've chosen to wear to the family dinner



D. Wondering whom else she could slice




E. Secretly a robot

Comments

  1. Keri SimpsonNovember 14, 2010 at 3:54 PM

    You know... Paula as sort of grown on me... That said, I do see the creep-factor...

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  2. MarissaNovember 15, 2010 at 10:26 AM

    Oh that's hilarious! The last 2 photos - aren't they from Total Recall? "Twooo weeeeks!"

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