The Perfect Gifts For Everyone On Your List

Deep Burgundy With White Letters
Everyone loves Granada Hills, but few can honestly claim this town is their very own. Make the rest of the world jealous with this public proclamation of your status as an authentic Granada Hillsian: the official Giga Granada Hills bumpersticker! At this low, low price, you'll want to buy one for everyone on your gift list. If they protest that they don't actually live in Granada Hills, shoot them a pitying look, say, "Tsk tsk, really? That's too bad!" then snatch the sticker back from them and keep it for yourself.

You can buy this sticker at Alley Cat Boutique, 17806 Chatsworth, or you can Buy One Here

There's no sexier look than the look that says, "I know where I'm from and I'm going to tell you where you can go," especially when that message comes in the shape of a form-fitting T-shirt. This particular shirt delivers that message loud and clear: it says, "Blow Me, Hipster! I Love Granada Hills!" Wear it to the Sunset Junction Street Fair, wear it when hitting the Hollywood clubs, wear it anywhere that filthy hipsters full of unprovoked geographic snobbery tend to congregate. Then, go tell them to buy you a Pabst Blue Ribbon, but to do it unironically. You'll have them eating out of the palm of your hand.

This design can also be had on a manly ringer tee, a messenger bag, a coffee mug, and a Sigg bottle.

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