Saturday, April 5, 2014
New Granada Hills Neighborhood Council Members "Jumped" Into Board In Violent, Gang-Style Ritual
In the melee, pictured at left, board members were given their gang names and forced to swear allegiance to the organization for life.
"The only way outta this sh_t is in a muthaf__in' box," said departing President Dave "Boo Boo Bear" Beauvais. "But they also give you a nice plaque."
The new Neighborhood Council Officers are:
Secretary: Anthony "Shrimp Boy" Matthews
Treasurer: Brandon "Flash Dolla" Schindelheim
Parliamentarian: MC Funkadelic
Vice President: Jerry "Askew"
President: Brad "Miget Killa" Smith
Read the complete, and somewhat more factual, list of election results here.