The Wienermobile: Granada Hills' Favorite Adult Novelty!

The Granada Hills Holiday Parade award winners list has been published online, and guess what? In the Novelty: Adult category, the Wienermobile was number one!

You know, I work so hard to fabricate amusing fictions for this blog, but the facts always wind up far more amusing than anything I could come up with.

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