I'm fairly certain I can poke fun at the Granada Hills Chamber of Commerce with impunity on this page, since none of them have heard of the Internet. It's kind of like making fun of the Amish on television -- they're never going to get offended, because they're never going to hear it.
So here goes: Granada Chamber, I hereby poke fun at you. Poke. Poke.
I just got off the phone with Granada Hills Chamber of Commerce Executive Director Paul Lacayo:
"Were you aware of the food truck closures last Friday night?"
"No, I hadn't heard about that. You're with who?"
"Greater Granada Hills?"
"No, Giga Granada Hills. G-I-G-A. It's a website on the Internet. Do you read the Internet much?"
"Only for my own purposes and such. But I've never heard heard of your site."
Call me immodest, but I've been assuming this whole time that anyone with more than a passing curiosity about Granada Hills AND an Internet connection would have stumbled upon this site by now.
Check out the Chamber's web site -- lots of "Useful phone numbers" listings, but just one listing on the "Informational Links" page: The website for the Social Security Administration.
Oh well... maybe this Internet thing is just a fad.
I might be wrong about the Chamber, of course... so if I am, go ahead and prove it. I'm ready to eat a big helping of humble pie. Chamber members, I invite you to comment on this post and publicly humiliate me. And if you need some tech support on figuring out how to work the comment feature, send me a letter. I'll get back to you in 6-8 weeks.
Meanwhile, the rest of you can enjoy the following documentary featurette on the Chamber.