Theres ANOTHER Granada Hills? How DARE They!

Yes, it's true. In Southwest Austin, TX, there is another area by the name of Granada Hills. Please go over there and tell that bunch of poseur wannabes to meet us at the flagpole after school, because we rule and they drool. They got no Knotts Landing, no Judge Reinhold Fast Times At Ridgemont High pirate hat scene, no Frosty Queen, no Bo Diddley, no John Elway, and no Vivica Fox, so neener.

I strongly suggest clicking the "submit article" link below and writing a piece entitled "Why We Are Vastly Inferior To The Real Granada Hills" for their community newsletter.

Oh, and don't bother clicking on the "Community URL" link, because doesn't even work. I will say it again: neener.

Community: Granada Hills


  • The official newsletter of Granada Hills
  • Newsletter Name: Granada Hills Neighborhood Newsletter
  • Region: Austin
  • Frequency: monthly
  • Circulation: 500
  • Article Deadline: 10th of the month
  • Ad Deadline: 10th of the month
  • Community URL:


To submit an article to this newsletter, see the Submit Article page.


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