Knollwood Area Gets Futuristic Technology From The Year 2000

Verizon Wireless proudly announced today that they've finally done what they should have done years ago: given the Knollwood area decent cell coverage. Yup, we've got those newfangled mo-bile phones workin' up here just like they do in big city Los Angle-eez!

Complete press release here.


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