Smokin' Willie's has never given me a dime, but if you want to see something really dirty, move your eyes to the right: More dirty pictures like ads for L.A. Pizza, North Valley Aikikai, and Screamin Coupons. And all right out in the open, too!
If you want to see something really dirty, open the L.A. Times -- they run FULL PAGE ADS!
Mike Spasoff is a tireless servant to this community -- at least for a few months out of the year -- and that's good enough for me. It's also more than good enough for the 600 trick-or-treaters he delights and terrifies with the elaborate, Disney-rivaling, pirate-themed yard display at his house on San Fernando Mission Boulevard (near Shoshone). When I was a kid, I used to always wish someone in the neighborhood would do something beyond carving a pumpkin. Fortunately, kids in Mike's neighborhood will never have to cope with that same unfulfilled sense of longing that I always had. What makes you want to invest the time, money, and resources into such an elaborate production? I can remember the magic of walking the streets of our neighborhood each Halloween and the excitement of finding a house that did something more than just a jack-o-lantern or a cardboard skeleton. My parents and I always made a special effort to do something extra but it wasn't until we moved to...
I typically don't do much reporting on crime stories unless something about them cracks me up (e.g. this one ), but I was excited to learn from The Associated Press that the "Starlet Bandit" just hit one of our local banks. Oooh, I love starlets -- especially when they visit Granada Hills! Judging by her surveillance camera snaps, I can see why this starlet traded casting calls for a life of crime; even full-figured gals have to pay the rent, and Hollywood is a tough town when you're not a size 0. Fortunately, on this side of the hill, she blends right in, and unlike L.A., Granada Hills is having a distinct starlet shortage, so I say, come on over! I only wish we had a local branch of Goldman Sachs she could heist.
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ReplyDeleteSmokin' Willie's has never given me a dime, but if you want to see something really dirty, move your eyes to the right: More dirty pictures like ads for L.A. Pizza, North Valley Aikikai, and Screamin Coupons. And all right out in the open, too!
ReplyDeleteIf you want to see something really dirty, open the L.A. Times -- they run FULL PAGE ADS!